Shunned the Eff out of Society

   I don't know about you but I have a deep seated hatred for lots and lots of people who do dumb stuff. Since murder is generally frowned upon illegal we obviously can't kill people to put an end to their foolery. My solution? Shun people! Shun people all the way out of society. If we do not shun these out of society they stand a dangerous chance of breeding and ushering in a new generation of people who are somewhere between completely mindnumbingly retarded and just plain stupid.

1. PEOPLE WHO DON'T USE TURN SIGNALS. If you don't use your turn signals when you turn you should get the eff out of society. Why in the name of everything that is sweet, merciful and holy would you drive a vehicle equipped with turn signals and not use them. Especially knowing that other people can't instinctively tell what you're going to do with your multiple thousand pound death wagon. The worse people in this terrible group of people are those who don't use turn signals and EGREGIOUSLY cut people off... IF YOU'RE GOING TO CAUSE MY IMMINENT DEMISE YOU SHOULD AT LEAST WARN ME SO I HAVE TIME TO MAKE PEACE WITH MY GOD. Even worse than these people are number 2.

2. PEOPLE WHO USE TURN SIGNALS IMPROPERLY. OK so here is the situation. You are driving along your merry way trying to gain access to some major thoroughfare and someone who is coming your way has their turn signal on. Of course you think that person is a standup, air breathing,  rationally thinking person deserving all rights and privileges afforded to such persons. You go to turn (because obviously this person is turning) and BAM!!!!!!! THEY JUST KEEP GOING STRAIGHT!! Now you have to pull some kind of crazy Jason Stratham type of driving to avoid certain death and talkery with Jesus. Why, in the name of everything that is right and holy would you keep a turn signal on whilst on a straightaway? Everyone else assumes that you're going to turn when you indicate so.

3. PRETTY MUCH ANYBODY WHO USES TURN SIGNALS WRONG. I think I've proven my point.

4. URINAL TALKERS. Now I realize that some of you are women and this doesn't apply to you... If it does apply to you and you're a woman that's gross and stop reading my blog immediately  society tells me that's socially acceptable... I guess. Anyway, THAT IS AWKWARD! Why oh why would you want to have a conversation with another man while your penis is in your hand. Is it just me? Am I alone in this??? CAUSE I SEEM TO BE!!! It seems that all the time people are talking to me whilst my winky is in my hand. Non sexy time (with at least 2 other women) I don't want to have any kind of conversation with a man wile I'm touching myself (not really in that way). We could be butt naked in the locker room and have a conversation and it is less awkward than you flapping your worthless gums to me while I'm taking care of business.

5. WOMEN WHO FAKE ORGASMS. Now I don't know if you're doing this or not. I don't even know if the Monkey does this but I'm going to go in anyway, ride with me. You "ladies" do realize that you're messing the WHOLE game up for everyone right? First of all, you aren't getting any satisfaction out of the current Thronxing that you're receiving so why encourage it? Makes less than absolute zero sense and that's not even scientifically possible. Second, you are releasing all of this bad winky into the general female population! If you don't care about your own "moment" have some thought for your fellow ladies and stop letting these non thronxing dudes think they are winning!!! Third, as a man, I want to know if I'm not putting it down properly so I change... Well, I have nothing to change because no girl has ever admitted to faking. -_-

Well, that's it. I just got my tail whipped in chess so I'm no longer filled with the raging fury of 10,000 dying suns.